Как Троцкий с Каутским
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Образец №1
Цветы жизни, блеать...
Вопросы (рассматривается "Лексус ЕС300", в объявлении корявые перезасвеченные и перевернутые фото, сделанные совершенно очевидно летом. Продает явно тинэйджер. Позиционируется как "авто моей бабушки, купившей его новым"):
Hi there,
I am looking at your Lexus that you are selling on kijiji.
Does it have all the service records? Especially for the timing belt replacement?
Any current issues?
Is the title clean (no salvage or flood damage)?
And finally - do you have some recent photos of the vehicle?
Thanks
Ответы (с сохранением чудной авторской орфографии):
I took those pictures just before it snowed. And I parked it. Of course I have no paper work lol. Iv never had an issue tho. I think it's had the timing belt done with how old it is. My gramma owned it brand new before me. But she's in Mexico for 3 months so I can't ask her. I took it in to Lexus last fall just to have a full check before winter and everything was good I changed the breaks and the break pads. Front and back struts Tires and a few spark plugs. The only thing wrong is I need a abs sensor but that's cheep and not a big deal. I would still be driving it but I got a SUV. Let me know if you want to come look at it
Also as for the title it has nothing I hit my friend truck but I don't thing that's considered an accident
Образец №2
Когда лучше молчать, чем говорить.
Вопрос (Рассматривается "Крайслер Конкорд". Критично знать, стоит ли в нем апокалиптический по своей надежности 2.7 или вполне себе неубиваемый 3.5)
Hi,
I am interested in your Concorde.
What engines is in it - 2.7 or 3.5?
What kind of maintenance did it have recently?
Any service records?
Thank you!
Пространнейший по нынешним твиттеровым временам ответ, с совершенно зашкаливающим количеством дивной ахинеи:
Hi,
To save gas in the city cycle I purposefully bought the car with a 2.7L V6 engine and we don't regret that move. We did all the maintenance regularly. We changed the brakes (front and rear) within the last 20-25K, changed the tires, changed the transmission fluid, coolant, etc. Other than these regular maintenances the car never had any issues. Engine and transmission is in very good condition. During the last oil change I used synthetic oil and its roughly 2,000 kms since that oil change. Synthetic oil is good for over 20K so there is a lot of life left in the oil. One bad thing is that we changed the front windshield last year but it is broke again. It is hard to keep up with glass replacement in Calgary.
As you can see from the low mileage (144,500) the car has less than average use. It is in excellent condition for a car that is almost 10 years old.
Come and see for yourself.
Итого: Оба аффтора сделали все, что было в их силах, чтобы я полностью потерял всякий интерес, хотя и каждый по своему.
Образец №1
Цветы жизни, блеать...
Вопросы (рассматривается "Лексус ЕС300", в объявлении корявые перезасвеченные и перевернутые фото, сделанные совершенно очевидно летом. Продает явно тинэйджер. Позиционируется как "авто моей бабушки, купившей его новым"):
Hi there,
I am looking at your Lexus that you are selling on kijiji.
Does it have all the service records? Especially for the timing belt replacement?
Any current issues?
Is the title clean (no salvage or flood damage)?
And finally - do you have some recent photos of the vehicle?
Thanks
Ответы (с сохранением чудной авторской орфографии):
I took those pictures just before it snowed. And I parked it. Of course I have no paper work lol. Iv never had an issue tho. I think it's had the timing belt done with how old it is. My gramma owned it brand new before me. But she's in Mexico for 3 months so I can't ask her. I took it in to Lexus last fall just to have a full check before winter and everything was good I changed the breaks and the break pads. Front and back struts Tires and a few spark plugs. The only thing wrong is I need a abs sensor but that's cheep and not a big deal. I would still be driving it but I got a SUV. Let me know if you want to come look at it
Also as for the title it has nothing I hit my friend truck but I don't thing that's considered an accident
Образец №2
Когда лучше молчать, чем говорить.
Вопрос (Рассматривается "Крайслер Конкорд". Критично знать, стоит ли в нем апокалиптический по своей надежности 2.7 или вполне себе неубиваемый 3.5)
Hi,
I am interested in your Concorde.
What engines is in it - 2.7 or 3.5?
What kind of maintenance did it have recently?
Any service records?
Thank you!
Пространнейший по нынешним твиттеровым временам ответ, с совершенно зашкаливающим количеством дивной ахинеи:
Hi,
To save gas in the city cycle I purposefully bought the car with a 2.7L V6 engine and we don't regret that move. We did all the maintenance regularly. We changed the brakes (front and rear) within the last 20-25K, changed the tires, changed the transmission fluid, coolant, etc. Other than these regular maintenances the car never had any issues. Engine and transmission is in very good condition. During the last oil change I used synthetic oil and its roughly 2,000 kms since that oil change. Synthetic oil is good for over 20K so there is a lot of life left in the oil. One bad thing is that we changed the front windshield last year but it is broke again. It is hard to keep up with glass replacement in Calgary.
As you can see from the low mileage (144,500) the car has less than average use. It is in excellent condition for a car that is almost 10 years old.
Come and see for yourself.
Итого: Оба аффтора сделали все, что было в их силах, чтобы я полностью потерял всякий интерес, хотя и каждый по своему.
